he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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