My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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