Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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