do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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