I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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