I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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