So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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