we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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