wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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