I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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