ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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