similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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