quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just had sex bonerless
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
