Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wanna passion pit in your ass
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I am one with the molecules
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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