how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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