oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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