Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I AM VODKA MAN
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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