It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
high people should be assigned attendants
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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