In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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