Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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