I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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