Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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