You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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