we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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