I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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