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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
