ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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