she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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