I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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