when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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