I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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