So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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