So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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