so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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