you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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