i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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