well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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