Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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