This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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