and i looked up. we had an audience...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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