This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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