I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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