btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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