Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
are you so shy because you have an std?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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