They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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