He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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