I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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