You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
