Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
