I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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