Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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