It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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