I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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