I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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