Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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