I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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