***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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